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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Men Joke
Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.
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Dumb People Joke
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated. He replies, 'Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes!'
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Monster Joke
What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
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Love and Marriage Joke
Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Seattle, Washington:The new U. S. Weather Service radar on Camano Island and atmospheric profiler at Sand Point began to pick up a mysterious 20 mile per hour wind out of the south each night about a month ago, a wind that started about sunset and ended at dawn. Forecasters finally realized the new instrument is almost too accurate for its own good: It was detecting no wind, but the annual nighttime migration of thousands of birds towards the north, said a meteorologist.
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Blind Joke
How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye
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Joke of the Day
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, 'Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving. 'He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, 'Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?'The Officer replies, 'The President just found out Starr has delivered another report to Congress and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33. 5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him'. 'Oh really? How much have you collected so far?' 'I've got a lot of folks still siphoning; but right now I have about three hundred gallons. '
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