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Funny Men Joke
What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
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Children Joke
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter 'R, ' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gavehim a sentence to practice at home: 'Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare. 'In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy torecite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates -- many of themalready laughing at him -- then replied, 'Bob gave Dicka poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough. '
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School Joke
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, 'Why do we have to learn this pointless information' 'To save lives. ' the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. 'So how does physics save lives?' he persisted. 'It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school, ' replied the professor.
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School Joke
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Where did all the cuts and blood come from?
The school went on a trip!
What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The food!
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Father Joke
Please excuse John for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33. '
'Mary could not go to school because she was bothered by very close veins. '
'Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat. '
'Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose vowels.
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Free Joke
What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.
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Law Joke
A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said, 'Now got into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?'
'Well, dad,' answered the son, 'did you ever hear anybody get up in a croud and shout frantically, 'Is there a lawyer in the house?' '
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Dog Joke - 1
How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.
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