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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?
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Farmer Joke
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
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Animal World
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, 'How do you breathe out of that thing?'Sent by abu dahbi
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Military Joke
As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: 'Do you know they are all out of step except you?' 'What?' asked the recruit innocently. 'I said -- they are all out of step except you!' thundered the sergeant. The recruit replied, 'Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!'
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?
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Politics Humor
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side, it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow. He looks down and sees somethingwritten in urine on the lawn it reads'I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD'. Bill calls the FBI and says 'Someone has written 'Ihope you get impeached' in urine on my lawn. For themto write it in the spot it's in they would have had tobe on my deck. Please help me find this criminal. 'The FBI agrees and comes back a week later. 'Well Mr. Clinton we did DNA , urine and handwriting tests. Doyou want to here the bad news or the awful news first. 'Bill sighs 'bad I guess'. 'The urine belongs to Al Gore' Bill grabs his chest 'Oh!Al, my best friend my partner, my vice president. . . What'sthe awful news?!'The FBI agents look at each other. . . 'The hand writing was Hillary's'
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Mental health Joke
Fred: 'Why are you so upset?' Harry: 'My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning. ' Fred: 'So what?' Harry: 'So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'. '
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Joke for Halloween
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders. The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads for the door. The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and yells, 'Hey, what do you think you're doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now you're just going to leave?'The panda bear answers calmlly, 'I'm a panda bear. ' The bartender says, 'Yeah, so?' The panda bear replies, 'Look it up, ' and walks out the door. The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his encyclopedia. He looks up 'panda bear, ' and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear. He reads the caption, which says, 'Panda Bear--a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves. '
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