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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Dog Joke - 2
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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Baby Joke
I see the baby's nose is running again, ' said a worried father. 'For goodness sake!' snapped his wife. 'Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?'
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Various animal Joke
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
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Funny Kids Joke
A man went into a local shop were he saw a sign that said - 'Dogs must be carried on the escalator. '
He spent the next two hours tryingto find a stray dog to carry.
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Funny Famous Joke
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her; 'Don't reject the guy outright. ' So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, 'I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara. ' The Taiwanese man pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, 'No problem!! I buy. I buy. ' Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says to the man, 'I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine county in France. ' The man pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone, calls some brokers in New York, then he calls some brokers in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, 'Okay, okay. I build, I build. ' Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, 'Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 12-inch penis. ' The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's muttering something in Chinese. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man shakes his head, looking real sad, says to the woman, 'Okay, okay. I cut. I cut!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !
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