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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Totally Weird Joke
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
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Dirty Joke
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, 'Your mom's the best sex in town!' Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, 'I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!' Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, 'Your mom liked it!' Finally the guy interrupts. 'Go home, Dad, you're drunk!'
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Ghost Joke
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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Totally Weird Joke
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 MaaloxAGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead. AGE FAVORITE SPORT 17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 nappingAGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 'tongue' 25 'breakfast' 35 'She didn't set back my therapy. ' 48 'I didn't have to meet her kids. ' 66 'Got home alive. 'AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 getting to third 25 airplane sex 35 menage a trois 48 taking the company public 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slaveAGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17AGE IDEAL DATE 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 'Split the check before we go back to my place' 35 'Just come over. ' 48 'Just come over and cook. ' 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
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Miscellaneous Joke
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
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Funniest Joke
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car. . . who's driving?A Cop!!!
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Love and Marriage Joke
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, 'Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!'
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, 'She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!'
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Monster Joke
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
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