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Christmas Joke - 1
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. 'I think it's raining, ' he said to his wife. 'No, that felt more like snow to me, ' she replied. 'No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said. ' Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. 'Let's not fight about it, ' the man said, 'let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing. 'As the official approached, the man said, 'Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?' 'It's raining, of course, ' he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: 'I know that felt like snow!' To which the man quietly replied: 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!'
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Police Joke
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, 'I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia. ' As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, 'Well. . . OK. . . but don't let me catch you speeding again. '
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Kids Puns
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Computing Joke
IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But Marketable?IBM: I've Been MisleadIBM: It's Better ManuallyIBM: Infinitly Better MacintoshIBM: Indefinitly Boggled MachineIBM: I Bought a MacIBM: I Blame Microsoft. IBM: I Bought MacintoshIBM: I'll Buy MacintoshIBM: I've Been MovedIBM: I've Been MuggedIBM: Incontinent Bowel MovementIBM: Identical Blue MenIBM: Idiotic Bit MasherIBM: Idiots Become ManagersIBM: Incompatible Business MachinesIBM: Incredibly Boring MachineIBM: Infernal Bloody MonopolyIBM: Institute of Black MagicIBM: Internal Beaurocratic MessIBM: International Brotherhood of MagiciansIBM: Intolerant of Beards and MustachesIBM: It'll Be MessyIBM: It's Backwards, ManIBM: Itty Bitty MachinesIBM: Itty Bitty MoronsIBM: It Barely MovesIBM: I Buy MainframesIBM compatible - IBM contemptible
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Ethnic Humor
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, ''I think it would be a good idea. ''
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Dirty Joke
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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History Joke
You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower. 'Really? Which rat was he?'
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Burger Joke
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!
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