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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Father Joke
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly (name changed to protect the guilty), deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left fo
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Gorilla Joke
How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
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Christmas Joke - 1
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed. . . you'll soon drop off!
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Religious Joke
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, 'Whenever it breaks. '
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Cow Joke
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
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Rabbit Joke
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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Dieting Joke
Two bags of crisps are strolling done the road, a policeman pulls up beside them and asks 'do you want a lift?'.
They both reply, 'No thanks mate, we're Walkers!!'
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Mental health Joke
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. 'Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck. ' 'Oh, he didn't kill himself, ' Mr. Haroldson replied. 'I hung him up to dry. '
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