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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Kids Puns
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters the door, he gets his pipe, slippers, pajamas, robe, book, dinner, and if anything else is handy, she heaves that at him, too.
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Joke for Speeches
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human it was impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. ' The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
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Criminal Joke
It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike, ' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake. '
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Situations Humor
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed for an elementary school child. 'I guess you must be in the fifth, ' she said. 'No ma'am' he replied, 'I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow. '
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Family Comedy Joke
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
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Answer me this Joke
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
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