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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Political Joke
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play 'Cowboys and Indians. ' Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
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Idiot and fool Joke
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. 'Hey, Cole!' said Edney. 'See those two wires?' 'Sure, ' Cole answered. 'Now just grab one of them. ' Cole grabbed one of the wires. 'Feel anything?' asked his partner. 'Not a thing, ' answered Cole. 'Good!' said Edney. 'Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!'
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
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Bed Joke
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
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Mad Joke
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. 'Isn't it true, ' he bellowed, 'that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?' The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question. 'Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?' the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, 'Sir, please answer the question. ' 'Oh, ' the startled witness said, 'I thought he was talking to you. '
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Worlds Best Joke
What do you call a guy who hangs around?
Art!
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Bath Joke
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
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Telephone Joke
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
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