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Book title Joke
End of the Week by Gladys Friday
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Hunting Joke
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
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Joke for Speeches
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, 'Old MacDonald had a _________. ' Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. 'Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?' Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. 'Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm. ' 'Oh yeah, ' said Bubba. 'I remember now. ' He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, 'Tiny, how do you spell farm?' 'You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.
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Easy to Remember Joke
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, 'What did you have for breakfast on September '10
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Ethnic Joke - 1
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4 MR Ducks MR Snakes MR Farmers MR Mice MR Knot MR Knot MR Knot MR Knot SAR SAR SAR SAR CM Wangs CM BDI's CMMT Pockets CMEDBD Feet LIB LIB LIB LIB MR Ducks MR Snakes MR Farmers MR Mice
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !
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Politics Humor
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall . . . actually I did once splash out on a dressfor her
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