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Computers Joke
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not *that* either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can Stop now moron!!!!!!!!Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to a certainnumber of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat andthen thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, you now, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!Really!!! Here's how it goes. Send this to 1 person: One person will be upset with you for sending them astupid chain letter. Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be upset with you for sending thema stupid chain letter. 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be upset with at you for sending them a stupidchain letter. 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be upset with at you for sending them astupid chain letter. 20 to '674
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Humorous Joke
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? 'I love you a ton!'
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Apple Joke
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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Christmas Joke - 1
8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: 'You're not a cop, are you?' 6. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers 5. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride. 4. Each branch has 'Duraflame' printed on it. 3. It's very small and says 'air freshener' on it. 2. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours. 1. Constantly bragging about its 'trunk size'
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: 'Have another beer. '
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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Insect Joke
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
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Worlds Best Joke
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim. Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
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