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Funny Men Joke
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with 'A woman once told me. . . '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, 'well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp. ' Patrick says, 'That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?' and Mick replies, 'no, he fell out of the machine gun tower. '
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Funny School Kids Joke
What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
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Travel and tourist Joke
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
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Biologist Joke
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
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Mixed Joke
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add no wood. Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'. Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood. Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood. Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season. Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter. Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below. Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season. Byte: That's what the flies do. Chip: What to munch on. Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag. Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around. Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields. Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife. Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy. Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys. Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils. Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain. Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof. Port: Fancy wine. Enter: C'mon in. Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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Judge Joke
Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?
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