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Cannibal Joke
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
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It’s Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better.
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Birthday Joke
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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School Joke
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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Computers Joke
We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks tothe internet, we know this is not true.
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Dumb People Joke
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. 'Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court, ' he smiled with delight. 'Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times. '
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Priceless Joke
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship. It read: 'Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $'50
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Parent Joke
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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