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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Instrument Joke
A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet
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Book title Joke
English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer
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Joke for Kids
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was. MIT allocated a budget of $'200
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Sport Joke
Golfer: 'This golf is a funny game. ' Caddy: 'It's not supposed to be. '
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Weirdest Joke
How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.
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Love and Marriage Joke
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. 'Elliot, ' she said, pointing 'do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?' The husband looked over and nodded. 'Well, ' the woman continued, 'he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!' The husband returned to his meal. 'Nonsense, ' he said, 'even That's not worth so much celebrating!'
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Elderly People Joke
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. 'What on earth, ' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, 'is that?'He smiled condescendingly. 'That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child. ''Well, then, ' snapped the little old lady, 'why isn't it?'
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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