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Music Joke
Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
I'm only here to ANNOY!!
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Monster Joke
What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
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Mom Joke
Being a single mother, I wanted to do everything perfectly
when it came to raising my son. One day, he came to me
with the age-old question. . . . 'Mom, where did I come from?'
Since I considered myself a fairly hip, enlightened woman,
I immediately stopped what I was doing and sat down with
my six-year old child to begin the oh-so important explan-
ation about the birds and the bees. I navigated, fairly
cleverly I thought, through the basics, explaining what I
believed a six-year old would understand. He listened
intently, his eyes never leaving my face, never once
interrupting me and seemingly very interested in what I
had to say.
I was feeling quite proud of myself, feeling as though I
had met and managed a milestone in the 'motherhood' depart-
ment. My pleasure with my success was short-lived, however,
when my son looked directly at me, his head cocked slightly
to one side and said 'No, mom not sex. I mean like Lisa came
from Pensacola, where did I come from?'
You just never really know what is going on in their little
minds, do you??
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Bumper Stickers - 6
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious), 'So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?'I study the Torah, ' he replies. 'But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?''No problem, ' says Sol, 'I study Torah and it says God will provide. ''But you will have children, how will you educate them?' asks Mr. Schwartz. 'No problem, ' says Sol, 'I study Torah and it says God will provide. 'Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like. 'Well, ' says Mr. Shwartz, 'he's a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God. '
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