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Easy to Remember Joke
A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers complained that the capsules she'd been given weren't working. 'Oh, ' he said, 'You've been taking them the wrong way. You have to take them so that the green half goes in first. ' He said that she stopped by a week later to let him know that her medication was now working fine!
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E-mail Joke
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
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Pig Joke
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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Idiot and fool Joke
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this, ' said one of his friends, ' you'd better stay the night. ' 'That's very kind of you, ' said the boy. ' I'll just run home and get my pyjamas. '
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Ouch Joke
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. 'Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life, ' he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, 'Did he say anything about that dead branch they're hanging on?'
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Friendship Joke
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie . . . with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor: 'Good news you passed your hearing test!' Patient: 'HUH'
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