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Ethnical Joke
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, 'Mick! I lost me finger!' 'Have you now?' says Mick. 'And how did you do it?' 'I just touched this big spinning thing here. . . No! There goes another one!'
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Idiot and fool Joke
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong, ' said the idiot. 'I think I am planting them too deep. '
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Military Joke
An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting 'I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'll go and kill my own!' The shopkeeper replied, 'By all means. Just watch out for the two Marines who are doing the same. 'So the Ranger went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the two Marines, ' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The Marine stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer. Just as the beast was about to swallow him, the Marine struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already lay. Together the two Marines threw \r nthe gator onto its back, whereupon one exclaimed 'Damn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!'
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Cow Joke
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!
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Joke for Kids
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree. When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree where the English guy is, and shout, 'We know you're up there; come down. ' The English guy, thinking fast, says, 'Twit, twit, twit. . . 'The Germans, thinking that it's a bird, move on to the next tree where the French guy is and once again shout, 'We know you're up there; come down. 'The French guy, thinking fast, says, 'Woo, woo, woo. . . 'The Germans, thinking that it's an owl, move on to the next tree where the Polish guy is and once again shout, 'We know you're up there; come down. 'The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says, 'Moo, moo, moo. . . '
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Bus Joke
Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
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Assorted Joke
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. The skin was moist and dry. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week. Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. She is numb from her toes down. Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. Coming from Detroit, this man has no children. Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress. Patient was alert and unresponsive. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
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Aviation Joke
A woman called and said, 'I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes. ' I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, 'Yeah, whatever. '
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