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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Clean Joke
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, 'Where did you get such a nice bike?'The second nerd replied, 'Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!''The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, 'Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit. '
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Science Joke
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: 'You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister. ' 'Well, ' his buddy replied, 'between you and me we got 'em all. '
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Animal Joke
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, 'The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?'The corporal replies, 'On Fridays, they let us use the camels. 'The lieutenent can't beleive it. On Friday, he stands around the camel pen to see what happens. Suddenly, he hears the camp bugler blow a charge on his horn. The ensuing chaos was amazing. . . men from all over the camp decended on the camel pens like huns attacking a village. Out of the swarm of men, the lieutenent sees the same corporal he met on his first day. He grabs the man by the arm. The corporal shouts, 'Let me go! Let me go!''Good God man, ' said the lieutenent. 'There are 200 men here and 500 camels. What's your hurry?'The corporal replied, 'I don't want to get stuck with an ugly one!'
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Stupid Men
What's the difference between men and chimpanzees?
One is hairy, smelly, and picks his butt; the other can be taught to
communicate with human beings.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.
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Weird Women Joke
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
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College Humor
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others.
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