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Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.
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The road to hell is paved with democrats!
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Insect Joke
What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
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Old Age Joke
In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast,
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.
When the kids were in a jam,
They could always call on Gram.
But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.
She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her,
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.
Anon (Let is know if you know the author)
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When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
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Farmer Joke
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, 'You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?' The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, 'One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two. ' The farmer is amazed. 'Exactly right', he says. 'How did you work that out so fast?' 'Easy, ' says the accountant 'I counted the number of feet and divided by 4. '
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Halloween Joke
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
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But I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My Ass
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