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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun mothers day present and other funny jokes |
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Teeth Joke
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
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Pig Joke
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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Free Joke
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
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Dirty Joke
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
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Lawyer Joke
Lawyer: 'Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?' Client: 'After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't. '
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Satire Joke
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
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Medicine Joke
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says 'I have some bad news. You have HAGS. ' 'What is HAGS' the man asks. 'It's herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea, and syphilis' says the doctor. 'Oh my God' says the man. 'What are you going to do?''We are going to put you in an isolated room and feed you pancakes and pizza. ' 'Is that going to help me' says the man. 'No' says the doctor. 'But it's the only food we can think of that we can slide under the door'
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Father Joke
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: 'The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined
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