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Horse Joke
The young male race horse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in workouts. However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare. So one day the trainer went to him and told him he'd have to be castrated. The young horse, knowing that it was either this or the glue factory, took it philosophically. After all, having the operation was almost a certain guarantee of a long and illustrious racing career. After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in workouts, and found to do as well as ever. But the first time he actually ran in a race, he only went about ten paces, before getting a dejected look on his face, turning around, and ambling back to the starting gates. 'What's the matter?' asked the trainer, 'you were doing great!' 'Yeah, well how would you feel' replied the horse, 'if five thousand people took one look at you and shouted 'they're off!'?'
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Police Joke
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said.
The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could. '
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Silliest Joke
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got '1
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Yo momma Joke
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
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Animal World
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said 'Moo. 'And the second cow said 'That's funny, I was just about to say that. '
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Criminal Joke
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
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Banana Joke
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
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Old Age Joke
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. ' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him. ' At this point the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, 'If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail for contempt within 5 minutes!'
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