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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Science Joke
Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractiveyoung man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him overto his place. They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, andproceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quiteconcerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parkedcars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reachJohnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceedsto smash into parked cars as he's parking his. As they got out of the car Johnny asked, 'So Bob, do youlike my feminine side?'
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Mad Joke
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. She says, 'What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!' One of the Blondes looks up and says, 'Yeah, but you've got a driver!'
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Religious Joke
One day God called the Pope, and he said 'John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion'. The Pope was overjoyed and told God how wise his decision was, then asked 'What's the bad news?'. God said the bad news is that I am calling from Salt Lake City.
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Men Joke
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
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Joke for Speeches
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. 'The effects are fleeting and lingering. . . ' - Overheard in a hallway 'In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted. ' - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse 'A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across. ' - Announcer on KZOK radio 'He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!' - CBS baseball announcer 'An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement. ' - Irish Politician on RTE radio 'This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation. ' - BBC world service. 'We have two incredibly credible witnesses here. ' - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA) 'He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet. ' - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
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