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Love and Marriage Joke
Rahul's grandfather left him Rs 10 million, and the next week Maria agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Rahul noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men's names!
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her.
'Maria,' he said, 'the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me Rs 10 million when he died. '
'Don't be ridiculous,' she replied, 'I don't care who gave you the money!'
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School Joke
'Dad,' said Little Johnny, 'I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?'
The father said irately, 'Son, it just wouldn't be right. '
'That's okay,' replied Little Johnny, 'but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you?'
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Gender Joke
What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids!
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Very Silly Joke
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite. What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them. Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in2000. What kind of clothes do Zombies wear? Decay NY. Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies. What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap. What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? Scared stiff.
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How do you force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his legs.
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Elephant Joke
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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