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Dumb Blonde Joke
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
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School Joke
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.
The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Heads meant true, tails meant false.
The young student finished the exam in 30 minutes, while the rest of the class was sweating it out.
Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young student began desperately throwing the coin and sweating profusely.
The moderator, alarmed, approached the student and asked what was going on.
'Well, I finished the exam in half an hour,' said the student, 'but I thought I ought to recheck my answers. '
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Sporting Joke
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a Judo tournament. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, 'You don't have a chance, I have Kano, Mifune, Kotani, Kimura and all the greatest players up here'.
'Yes', snickered the Devil, 'but I have all the referees. '
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Joke for Kids
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, 'Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?''Hmm. . . ' mused the carpenter. 'It could be done, I suppose, but whatwould you want a box like that for?''Well, you see, ' said the Polak, 'my neighbor moved away and forgotsome things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose. '
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Yo momma Joke
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Government Humor
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run. The plane crashed intoan empty field, creating a huge crater. Serbian search andrescue workers have recovered 307 bodies so far, provingthat NATO is using Albanian men, women and children terroriststo wage their war of terror from the sky.
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Computers Joke
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
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