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Sport Joke
Golfer: 'Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?' Caddy: 'The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!'
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Naughty Joke
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch applicator
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Aardvark Joke
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?
A bardvark!
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School Joke
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write 'The President' on the blackboard.
Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, 'Protect the environment and clean up the air. '
Dubya countered, 'Why should the clouds be white and the water be blue when they could be all kinds of cool colors? Is that so terrible. Can't we agree on it? Can you spell 'Is' and 'We'?
The boy spells out 'Is' then 'We' on the blackboard.
'My friends at the oil companies can make chemicals to make trees tall. If fact, they already did. Can you write, 'tall' and 'did'?
The boy writes the words on the blackboard.
'Now young man, what have you learned from your talk with the President?'
The boys stands up and reads what he has written on the blackboard aloud: 'The President is we tall did.
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Dance Joke
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
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Practical Joke
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. You fall off the floor. 5. The whole bar greets you when you come in. 4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like. 3. Roseanne looks good. 2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass. 1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up
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Naughty Joke
There were 2 old-maid sisters. . . both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, 'I'm not going to die a virgin. . . I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!'Betty says, 'Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you. ' 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys. . . 11 o'clock. . . 12 o'clock. . . Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs Gladys. . . straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door, 'Are you okay, Gladys??' No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. 'What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?' asks Betty. 'Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in. . . and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!'
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Funny College Joke
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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