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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Idiot and fool Joke
Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. 'Have you ever read Shakespeare?' asked Carmella. 'No, ' said Mario. 'Who wrote it?'
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you '2
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie . . . one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately
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Short Stupid Joke
Net News - The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website. The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable picture of Jesus Christ which will bounce around your screen after a preset length of time. It has been christened the 'screen saviour'. . . . . . . .
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Science Joke
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
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Rabbit Joke
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Joke for Halloween
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:'Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!'
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Children Joke
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, 'I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there. ' 'No, ' said the doctor calmly, 'He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons. '
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