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Monster Joke
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
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Elephant Joke
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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Joke for Speeches
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. Wedon't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though; last week I put a loan in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam safely. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. Love, MomP. S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie . . . complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud
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Kids School Joke
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!
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Relationships Joke
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his new bride. 'Well, you see, this morning when I got up, ' he said, 'I was barely awake from a wonderful night of love-making. More out of habit than anything else, I put a fifty dollar bill on the dresser. ' I told him not to worry about it, that his new wife probably wouldn't even think anything of it; that he could always say he left her some spending money. 'No no !' he half wailed/half said, 'You don't understand. She was half asleep too and gave me $30 change. '
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Ghost Joke
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
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Free Joke
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
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