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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun love quizzes and other funny jokes |
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Bird Joke
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? 'He wanted to be a hentertainer. '
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Dinosaur Joke
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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Bath Joke
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room, ' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'
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Car and train Joke
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long. -
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Weird Women Joke
Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred of the dark! Knock Knock Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma not going to tell you!
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Baby Joke
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
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School Joke for Kids
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees. When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, 'That's it for you. No honey for a week. 'Well, then the little boy went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies. When his father saw what Teddy was doing, he made him stop right away and said, 'Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week. 'After that, little boy and his father went into the kitchen and saw the little boy's mother stomping on cockroaches. The little boy turned to his father and said, 'Should I tell her or should you?'
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