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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Silliest Joke
Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:'Is it in yet?'
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Lawyer Joke
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did. The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him. He shrugged it off, and continued on his way. As he walked along, more and more rats started following him, until all the rats in the city were behind him. He suddenly realized that it was the statue that was doing this. He headed towards the bay that resided next to the city, and threw the statue in. The rats followed, not caring about their immediate deaths. The guy ran back to the store, and when he reached it, the store owner said, 'No refunds'. The guy shook his head, and said, 'No, no, I was wondering if you had any statues like the one I bought, only, shaped like a lawyer. '
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Totally Weird Joke
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!
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Mad Joke
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom. Son: But I want to learn to swim?
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Bar Joke - 1
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke; the broken glass carved up his back terribly. Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up terribly. He then repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. 'Well, you really tied one on last night, ' she said. 'Where'd you go?' 'I worked late, ' he said, 'and I stopped off for a couple of beers. ' 'A couple of beers? That's a laugh, ' she replied. 'You got plastered last night. Where did you go?' 'What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?' 'Well, ' she replied, 'my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror. '
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Military Joke
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, 'Listen, 'sir
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Sad Joke
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, 'What kind of man are you attracted to?''I've always been drawn to Native American men, ' she replied. 'They're in harmony with nature. ''I see, ' said the man, nodding. 'But, then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and I can rarely resist the way Southern gentlemen treat their ladies with respect. ''Please allow me to introduce myself, ' said the man. 'My name is Tecumseh Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba. '
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Book title Joke
The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier
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