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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun learning for kids and other funny jokes |
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Food Joke
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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Political Joke
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, 'Will we have to fight a World War Three?' 'Yes, comrades, looks like you will, ' answers the general. 'And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?' another officer asks. 'The likelihood is that it will be China. ' The class looks alarmed, and finally one officer asks, 'But Comrade General, we are 150 million people and they are about 1. 5 billion. How can we possibly win?' 'Well, ' replies the general, 'Think about it. In modern war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in the Middle East, 5 million Jews fight against 50 million Arabs, and the Jews have been the winners every time. ' 'But sir, ' asks the panicky officer, 'Do we have enough Jews'?
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Kids School Joke
What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!
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Burger Joke
Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
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Bar Joke - 1
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. 'Sorry I can't serve you, ' states the barman. 'Why not?!' asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. 'You're under '18
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Office Humor
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she cant get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happens. So she does and the next morning come back and says 'the sex was great what if I use ten? And the docter replied they are experimental pills so try it and see what happens. So the next day she comes back and says the sex was better, can I put the whole bottle in and see what happens. The next morning a little boy walks up and says. my mothers dead, my sisters pregnant, my arse hurts like hell and my father is sitting in the corner saying here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. '
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Funny Kids Joke
How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
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Aviation Joke
Flight '1234
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