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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Science Joke
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. Sent by Chris
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Love and Marriage Joke
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: 'My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy. 'The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: 'Do you like spinach?' She says 'No, ' and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, 'Do you have a brother?' Again, the girl says 'No' and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: 'If you had a brother, would he like spinach?'
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Car and train Joke
When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. 'If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you. '
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Bumper Stickers - 2
CATS: The other white meat
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School Joke
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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Marriage Joke
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, 'Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident. ' The stranger says, 'If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?' The guy replies, 'Oh, I've got gambling money. '
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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Christmas Joke - 2
Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible. When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was. I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, 'It's something like your sister's room, but without a stereo. '
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