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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Elephant Joke
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
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Clean Joke
You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L. A. , Chicago
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Stand Up Joke
THE KIDDIE PICK. . . When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK. . . When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. FAKE NOSE SCRATCH. . . When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT. . . You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. SURPRISE PICKINGS. . . When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. AUTO PICK. . . The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. PICK YOUR BRAINS. . . Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. PICK AND SAVE. . . When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. PICK AND ROLL. . . No explanation needed. PICK AND FLICK. . . Ditto. PICK AND STICK. . . You wanted it to be a 'Pick and Flick, ' but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. PAY DIRT. . . The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.
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Dinosaur Joke
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
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Movie and TV Joke
Q: How many screenwriters to make 'Titanic' a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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Fun Funny Joke
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?'9
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Monster Joke
What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.
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