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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Pig Joke
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
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Simple Joke
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't be sexist - broads hate that
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Heaven and hell Joke
How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.
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Mad Joke
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. 142. Q: Why did they stop doing the 'WAVE' at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning. 143. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. 144. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. 145. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. 146. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. 147. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. 148. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. 149. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. 150. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq? A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water. 151. Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date. A: If you're not in bed by '12
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I think I'll go up and get a coke. ' 'No problem, ' said the Israeli. 'I'll get it for you. ' While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I think I'll have one too. ' Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab other picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York. As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. 'How long must this go on?' he asked. 'This enmity between our peoples. . . . . this hatred. . . this animosity. . . this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?'
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
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