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Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances. . . . President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00 all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35 are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's ok to see other women nude. (A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. )And to do my part, I'm buying stickers for all women who participate. Stop by my house so I can put the sticker on you to show you helped!Names and addresses of non- participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United States and Canada appreciate your efforts and applaud you!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Saw It. . . Wanted It. . . Had A Fit. . . Got It!
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Waiter Joke
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
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Joke Online
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock knock
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again, I'll bash him!
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Business Joke
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. 'Boss', he said, ' The pill actually worked!''That's all fine' said the boss, ' But where were you yesterday?'
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School Joke for Kids
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!
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Dog Joke - 2
What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
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