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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet. 'Is this where Frank lives?' one of the drunks asked. 'Yes, it is, ' the woman replied. 'Well then, ' said the drunk, 'Could you come and pick him out so the rest of us can go home?'
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours tobegin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up yourstuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, andnever behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, youeither married it or gave birth to it!
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Funny Kids Joke
What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!What to you call a Russian flea?A Moscow-ito!Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?'Why are we running so fast?' said one Because it says 'Tear along the dotted line' What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?A space invader!What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Bugs Bunny!How do you start an insect race?One, two, flea - go!How do you find where a flea has bitten you?Start from scratch!What is a flea's favorite book?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
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Burger Joke
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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Humorous Joke
What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
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Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!
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Bar Joke - 1
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town's football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend. The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, 'Buddy, if she went out with me, she'd never go out with you ever again. 'To which the local jock replied, 'Hey buddy, if she went out with you, she'd never go out with ANYONE ever again. '
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