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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Spelling Joke
How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .
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Statistics and Math Joke
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2. 362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x. . . Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences. Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.
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Humorous Joke
Some of life's truisms. . . Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. Two wrongs are only the beginning. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable. . . . except from vending machines. A fool and his money are soon partying. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
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Sad Joke
Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
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Horse Joke
What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!
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Divorce Joke
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called 'Marriage Anonymous. ' Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
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Free Adult Joke
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid bastard!!!!!
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Insect Joke
What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !
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