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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Worlds Best Joke
What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
'Daddy,' a little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? '
'No, sweetheart,' he answered. 'Some begin with 'If I am elected. ''
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Joke for Kids
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!', she told him earnestly. 'Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes', he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. The woman takes it upon herself to begin to 'ease his pain'. She beganto massage his groin. After a few moments she asked, 'Does that feel better?'The man looked up at her and replied, 'Yes, that feels pretty good. . . but my thumb still hurts like hell!'
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Joke for Kids
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends, who asked, 'Hey! What do you have in the bag?'The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, 'Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one. 'The man says, 'I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them. '
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Joke for Speeches
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was in. Anyway, it was game day. Everyone stood for the National Anthem. When Jose got home, he said, 'Mama, they made a song in America just for me. ' 'How does it go, mijo?' 'It goes Jose can you see!
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Dead and dying Joke
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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Dead and dying Joke
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
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