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Miscellaneous Joke
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no, ' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him, ' she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't, ' breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes there is. I need you to give him a message, ' she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room. '
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Birthday Joke
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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Witch Joke
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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Assorted Joke
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy. . . In a recent On-line poll '38
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Bumper Stickers - 5
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
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Dumb Men Joke
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.
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Letter Joke
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0. 0. The cop says, 'How is this possible?' The guy says, 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy. '
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