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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Father Joke
Walking To School The First Day Back - by Misty Bus
The Day The Car Pool Forgot Me - by I. Rhoda Bike
Can't See The Chalkboard - by Sidney Backrow
Practical Jokes I Played On The First Day Of School - by Major Crackupp
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Relationships Joke
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, 'I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. 'Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything. She says, 'Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?'He replies, 'You didn't use what I got you last year!'
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Ghost Joke
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way?
Because the seaweed.
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?
Because she was playing water polo!
Why was the Little Mermaid embarrassed?
Because she saw the big ship's bottom!
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Horse Joke
How do you spell 'Hungry Horse' in four letters?
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M T G G (Empty Gee-Gee)
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Lawyer Joke
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
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Easy to Remember Joke
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?
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Dinosaur Joke
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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