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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Technology Joke
What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.
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Halloween Joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !
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Website Joke
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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Business Joke
An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name. After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, 'I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself. 'The accountant is perplexed. 'I've tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome, ' he tells St. Peter. 'It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking so young, ' says St. Peter. The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, '123 years old? I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40. 'St. Peter replies, 'But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!'
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
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Assorted Joke
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper. ' Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie. ' Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story, ' replied the rabbi. 'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck. ' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel. The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?' 'No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed. '
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Ethnic Joke - 1
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter. . Theres a Blackout!
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