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Comedy Joke
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officersaid, 'Father Murphy, were you gambling?'Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, 'Lord, forgive mefor what I am about to do. ' To the police officer, he then said, 'No, officer; I was not gambling. 'The officer then asked the minister, 'Pastor Johnson, were yougambling?'Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, 'No, officer; I was not gambling. 'Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, 'Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?'Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, 'With whom?'
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Mental health Joke
When they arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. 'What seems to be the problem?' Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles and hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the therapist went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there - speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The therapist spoke to the husband, 'Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!' The husband scratched his head and replied, 'I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays. '
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School Joke
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!
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Funny Famous Joke
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
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Travel and tourist Joke
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
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Internet Joke
Have you seen www. tame. com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.
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Pig Joke
Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
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Pig Joke
What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!
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