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At Work Joke
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other. One day, they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight, and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says to her, 'If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!' To which Jane replies 'If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!'
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
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Telephone Joke
How can you tell if someone Who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
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Computing Joke
OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough on the paper, and you're prepared to spend several centuries correcting all the 1's that came out as l's, all the O's that came out as 0's, and all the :'s that come out like ;'s.
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Heaven and hell Joke
Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things: 'Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?' The first coach said, 'I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966 to 2000. I won 300 games, 19 bowl victories, 2 national championships, and won Coach of the Year 4 times. The people of Pennsylvania think I'm great. ' God said, 'Fine, Joe, stand at my right side. ' The next person said, 'I'm Bobby Bowden. I coached Florida State University from 1980 to 2000. I had a . 816 win percentage, played in 14 bowl games without a loss and won a national championship after beating Nebraska. The people of Florida think I'm great. ' God said, 'Fine, Bobby, stan d at my left side. ' The third coach stood before God and said, 'I'm Bob Stoops. I took over a storied Oklahoma program that had won 6 national championships and held many NCAA records but had fallen to the lowest of the low. In the 3 years prior to me taking over the Sooners they went 3-8 (worst season in 102 years of football), 4-'8
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Romance Joke
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Travel and tourist Joke
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, 'Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?'
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Dumb Joke
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, 'What flag is this?'A little girl called out, 'That's the flag of our country. ''Very good, ' the teacher said. 'And what is the name of our country?''Tis of thee, ' the girl said confidently.
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