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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bicycle Joke
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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Sport Joke
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? 'Were the crowd not behind you' asked the reporter 'They were right behind me all right', said the manager, 'But I managed to shake them off at the station!'
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Business Joke
Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your already overcluttered desk. 4. Leave out in obvious places to impress uninformed undergraduates. 5. Mail to the White House as an intimidation tactic. 6. Give it a walk-on part in a boring European existentialist play. 7. Just throw the lousy thing away. 8. Leave out for the rain and other forces of nature to reckon with. 9. Read it, and weep. 10. Get a refund from bookstore so you can buy a weekend's beer supply.
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Farmer Joke
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? 'There's more there than meets the sty. '
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Earth first. . . We will strip the other planets later.
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Stupid Men
Why do I need a husband?
I already have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears every afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
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Dumb Men Joke
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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