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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Village Idiot Joke
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, 'Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will. ''That is very kind of you, ' said the doctor emotionally, and then added, 'Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change. . . '
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Redneck Joke
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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Children Joke
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, 'Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, 'No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now. 'So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, 'Willyou please make a sound like a frog?' Grandpa again says, 'No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later. 'Then the third little boy comes out and says, 'Grandpa, oh please. . . Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?''Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?' Grandpa asked. The little boy replied with a hopeful face, 'Well, Mom said that whenyou croak we get to go to Disney World!'
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Ouch Joke
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman, 'cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was great! -- I'll have alarge whiskey please, barman. ' The man takes his whiskey and downs it. 'Same again?' asks the barman. 'Okay' says the man and downs the second. He then orders a third and a forth and downs them both. In fact in totalhe downs 27 whiskeys. 'Do you want another?' asks the barman. 'No I don't think so', says the man, 'If 27 whiskeys won't take away the tasteI don't think that another one will!'
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Military Joke
A retired sergeant was asked: 'Well, how do you like civilian life?' 'Terrible, ' he said gruffly, 'all those people around and nobody in charge!'
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Various animal Joke
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!
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Joke for Kids
Q: What's delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
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Dumb Men Joke
why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
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