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Marriage Joke
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'
'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life. '
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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Cat Joke
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
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School Joke
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
A prince came to a small pool where the most beautiful girl in the world was bathing. On her head was a large, A green frog. What was her name?
Why, Lily of course!
What has six legs, four ears and a shining suit of armour?
A prince on horseback!
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Joke for Dummies
TEACHER: 'Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence. 'JOHNNY: 'De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail. '
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Bar Joke - 1
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, 'What's your name?''Huey, ' replies the duck. 'So, how's your day been?''Oh, I've had a great day, ' replies Huey. 'I've been in and out of puddles all day. ' The bartender asks the second duck, 'What's your name?' 'Duey, ' replies the duck. 'So, how's your day been?' 'Oh, I've had a great day, ' replies Duey. 'I've been in and out of puddles all day. ' The witty bartender says to the third duck, 'So I guess your name is Louie?' The duck replies, 'No, I'm Puddles. '
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Ethnic Joke - 1
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
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School Joke for Kids
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam. He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in. No sound. He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole. He listened, but there was no sound. He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, 'How deep is this hole?' The farmer said, 'Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?'The man, not wanting to get the blame, said, 'No. ' The farmer said, 'Oh well. He can't get far. He was tied to a railroad beam. '
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