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Dumb People Joke
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B'19293
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Math Joke
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board. Terrified, they listened as the sirens got louder. Finally, one of the scientists suggested that since he was an experimentalist, he would try to fly the aircraft.
He sat down at the controls and tried to figure them out. The sirens got louder and louder. Armed men surrounded the jet. The would be pilot's friends cried out, 'Please, please take off now!!! Hurry!!!'
The experimentalist calmly replied, 'Have patience. I'm just a simple pole in a complex plane. '
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Old People Joke
A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?' The man said, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, 'There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. ' He then charged them $32. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected in 67 year-olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?' The old man said, 'Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicaid.
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !
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Animal World
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
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Dumb Men Joke
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes
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Funny Joke
You've a face like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled!
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