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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Frog Joke
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
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Computer Joke
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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Bible Joke
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !
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Animal World
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: 'What happened to you?'He says: 'I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!'Doctor: 'But I don't understand. Elephant penises are very narrow andcouldn't cause that much damage!'He says 'Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!'
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Animal World
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, 'What the hell is that all about?'The farmer says, 'We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other. '
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Joke for Halloween
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favour of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught. Evidence supporting the theory of the stork includes the following:1. It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist. This can be confirmed by every ornithologist. 2. The alledged human foetal development contains several features that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain. 3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim. Everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn. 4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well-documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child. 5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing. 6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork.
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