|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of fun games for teenagers and other funny jokes |
|
Food Joke
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
= = = = = = = = = =
Various animal Joke
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 8:People of northwestern Montana have been advised to be on the lookout for drunken bears. Black bears and grizzlies have been congregating along the tracks of the Burlington Northern railroad tracks, where a train carrying hundreds of tons of corn derailed some time ago. The corn has fermented, and the aroma is attracting the bears. 'The bears are actually intoxicated up there, ' said wildlife biologist Loren Hicks. And a grizzly with a hangover can be cross as a bear.
= = = = = = = = = =
Computers Joke
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ ______ ________ ______ 'But that isn't a fair comparison. People ______ ______ like the Etch-A-Sketch. ' o o _ _ _ _ _________ (__________ ________)_Roger Earl [^] roger_earl@outbound. wimsey. bc. ca [_] __________After admiring the above signature I thought I'd post a comparison, similar to the other great computer wars. Etch-A-Sketch Mac ClassicNo. of Colours 2 2Resolution ~2000*~2000 512 * 342No. of buttons 2 1Preemptive Multitasking Yes NoHardware line draw Yes NoPrice < $20 ~ $1000Power Consumption No YesLaptop Yes NoSlow Operating System No YesNon Volatile Memory Yes NoChoice of Coloured box Yes NoRobust design (shakeable) Yes NoAfter considering the above options, I decided to buy the Etch-A-Sketch. For all you die-hard Amiga fanatics out there rumour has it that theEtch-A-Sketch-Emulator is coming out for the Amiga, and will in factbe faster than the true E-A-S.
= = = = = = = = = =
Fishing Joke
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
= = = = = = = = = =
Joke for Kids
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel. The Cabby heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park, 'What's that' says the Texan'Oh! That's Queens Park' says the Cabby, 'Its our Provincial Government, its like your State Government' Those buildings are almost 200 years old and they are quite big'. Oh! We have buildings much older than that and at least twice as large' says the Texan. They continue along and past First Canadian Place. 'Holy cow' says the Texan 'What's that'?'Why that's First Canadian Place, its the biggest office complex in the country' says the Cabby ' it took almost 4 years to build'. 'Really' says the Texan 'Why in Houston they have buildings twice that big, and built in less than 1/2 the time'They continue on the way, the cabby a little miffed at the bragging, when they drive past the CN Tower. Now the Texan has his head out the window looking up at the 1850' tower and rotating restaurant at 1300''Holy Crap!' says the Texan. 'What in gods name is that? How long did it take to build that!The Cabby non chalantly glances out the window and says -'Heck if I know, it wasn't there yesterday'!
= = = = = = = = = =
Dentist Joke
Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
