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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Kids
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate. 2. When he says 'No, ' ask, 'Why not?'3. Wait until he says something to the effect of 'Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence. '4. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he should not cause more violence. 6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence. 7. Punch him in the face again, harder this time. 8. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.
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School Joke for Kids
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - 'Hey, why don't you try this ball. ' He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. 'Use this one - You can't lose it!'His friend replies, 'What do you mean you can't lose it?!!'The first man replies, 'I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it. 'Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, 'Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?' The man replies, 'I found it. '(Think about it. . . it'll come to you :)
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Humor Joke
Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough
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Cat Joke
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
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Military Joke
You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband's LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited. 3. 'Savings' sounds like a great idea and you hope to someday have some. 4. Sex - see #3. 5. You can simultaneously be a control freak, change plans on a moment's notice, yet you are not being treated for schizophrenia. 6. You know the Tricare regulations/procedures better than their service reps. 7. You know what forms you need better than your husband's Admin clerk. 8. You are strangely attracted (or repulsed) by the color green. 9. You can calculate the cost of a 5-minute phone call from any country, any time, on up to four different calling plans. 10. At a distance, you can pick out your husband from 100 other men with identical haircuts and clo thes. 11. The face paint in your closet is NOT for your children. 12. Name tapes are not just for kids.
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Joke for Halloween
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop. Sally was sliding off. She tried to grab the mane but she couldn't seem to get a grip. So in a great rush she threw herself from the thundering horse, but her foot got caught in the stirup. She was at the mercy of the pounding hooves, near unconsciousness, when. . . . . . The Wall Mart manager came out to turn the ride off.
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Funniest Joke
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.
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Horse Joke
Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly he’s hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he goes over the last fence. With great skill he manages to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he’s struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. thus distracted, he succeeds in coming only second. He immediately goes to the stewards to complain that he has been seriously hampered.
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