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Snake Joke
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. 'Doc, I need something for my eyes. . . can't see well these days'. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, 'What's the problem. . . didn't the glasses help you?' 'The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!'
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School Joke
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!
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Funny College Joke
One Polish surgeon asks another: 'How did that appendectomy go?''Appendectomy?' shrieks the other. 'I though it was an autopsy!'
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
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Religious Joke
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, 'Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, 'Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away. ' The third said, 'I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church. . . Haven't seen one back since!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Naughty Joke
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned veteransall gathered around to hear the details. She said, 'Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine. ' 'Well? What did he want to do?' they all asked. She said, 'I told him that a straight lay was $'100
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Hunting Joke
A Cowboy was going deer hunting. . His blonde wife said she was going with him. . That they never did anything together. . So, they went. . He put her in a stand by herself. . Later in the morning he heard her shoot. . He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on. . The guy was telling her, Ma'mm, you can have the deer you shot. . I just want to take my saddle off of him!
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